digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

(via coolchicksfromhistory)

— 3 days ago with 19349 notes

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 4 days ago with 39724 notes
dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

(via officialwhitegirls)

— 4 days ago with 346245 notes

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via jerkofficial)

— 4 days ago with 97336 notes
georgianadesign:

Jim Barna Log & Timber Home. Via  Home Design Elements, Knoxville, TN.

georgianadesign:

Jim Barna Log & Timber Home. Via Home Design Elements, Knoxville, TN.

— 4 days ago with 911 notes

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

(via officialwhitegirls)

— 4 days ago with 67165 notes

lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

image

u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

(via jerkofficial)

— 4 days ago with 36064 notes
andrewquo:

amusinghowell:

bramvangerrewey:

collegehumor:

How to Flip People Off Around the World

So instead of liking a Thai person’s status on Facebook, you’re actually flipping them off.

instead of peace in britian and australia; its flipping them off

cause fuck peace

andrewquo:

amusinghowell:

bramvangerrewey:

collegehumor:

How to Flip People Off Around the World

So instead of liking a Thai person’s status on Facebook, you’re actually flipping them off.

instead of peace in britian and australia; its flipping them off

cause fuck peace

(via nsome)

— 4 days ago with 34699 notes

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

(via canujustlikenot)

— 4 days ago with 131438 notes
kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via canujustlikenot)

— 4 days ago with 325162 notes